This isn't funny but.....#5 of 101 things to do with old socks

Or is it #6?
The headline below caught my eye.

 

Ohio Woman Fends Off Armed Attacker With a Sock and a Can of Peas

I really don't like violence, but this lady is ingenious. Can you believe she actually had it handy? Only in America, eh? I'm now keeping one under the bed. Here's a link to the story. It is quite graphic, this lady is a force to herself, the silly attacker's or would be robbers more than met their match. One got away with nothing, the other is in a critical condition in hospital. Her sock broke mid-fight and the can of pea's fell out of it - so she made use of her feet. I'm not sure what scares me more.